Who said "This is why nobody trusts you."?

This quote is attributed to Ray Gillette.

This is why nobody trusts you. - Ray Gillette

"This is why nobody trusts you."

Ray Gillette

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"You know what? I don't care anymore. I'm done."

"Mother always said I was special."

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