Who said "War could be ended if everyone learned to treat yo'self."?

This quote is attributed to Treat Yo'Self.

War could be ended if everyone learned to treat yo'self. - Treat Yo'Self

"War could be ended if everyone learned to treat yo'self."

Treat Yo'Self War

"Treat yo'self. It's the best day of the year."

"You deserve nice things. Buy them for yourself."

"Life is short. Eat the waffle."

"Spa day, pizza night, new shoes - these are the things that matter."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."