Who said "Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as my profile."?

This quote is attributed to Tom Tucker.

Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as my profile. - Tom Tucker

"Nature is beautiful, but not as beautiful as my profile."

Tom Tucker Nature

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