Who said "I have a five-year plan. It does not include this."?

This quote is attributed to Cyril Figgis.

I have a five-year plan. It does not include this. - Cyril Figgis

"I have a five-year plan. It does not include this."

Cyril Figgis

"I'm not trying to be funny, I'm just saying what everyone's thinking."

"Look, I didn't go to spy school to be a receptionist."

"You know what? I'm done. I'm just done with all of this."

"I have a very specific set of skills that don't include putting up with this."