Quote by Brian Griffin

"I'm not just a dog, I'm a talking dog. That's worth something, right?"

"You know, I've learned that life is about the moments that matter most."

"Love is complicated, especially when you're attracted to everyone."

"Sometimes the best philosophy comes from a martini and good conversation."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."