Quote by Ernie the Giant Chicken

"Buck-buck-buck-GAWK! That's the sound of success, baby!"

"You gotta strut your stuff if you want respect around here."

"Life's too short not to ruffle some feathers."

"Wisdom comes to those who listen and don't just cluck endlessly."

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"