The moral of the story is: be like Tom Tucker. - Tom Tucker

"The moral of the story is: be like Tom Tucker."

Tom Tucker Wisdom

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"I'm Tom Tucker, and I'm fabulous."

"That's the way the news goes, folks."

"Breaking news: I'm still the best-looking anchor in television."

"Success is all about having the right hair and the right attitude."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."