Quote by Brian Griffin

"I'm not just a dog, I'm a talking dog. That's worth something, right?"

"You know, I've learned that life is about the moments that matter most."

"Love is complicated, especially when you're attracted to everyone."

"Sometimes the best philosophy comes from a martini and good conversation."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."