The best parties are the ones you can barely remember. - Brian Griffin

"The best parties are the ones you can barely remember."

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"I'm not just a dog, I'm a talking dog. That's worth something, right?"

"You know, I've learned that life is about the moments that matter most."

"Love is complicated, especially when you're attracted to everyone."

"Sometimes the best philosophy comes from a martini and good conversation."

"Babalú!"

"My greatest joy is making people smile."

"Laughter and love make a home."

"The best things in life are free."