Real friends are hard to find, which is why I have none. - Tom Tucker

"Real friends are hard to find, which is why I have none."

Tom Tucker Friendship

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"I'm Tom Tucker, and I'm fabulous."

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"Success is all about having the right hair and the right attitude."

"Friendship is built on trust and honesty."

"True friendship is worth more than gold."

"Good friends are like stars, always there even when you can't see them."

"Friendship means sacrifice."