Who said "Life after death isn't certain, but reruns are forever."?

This quote is attributed to Tom Tucker.

Life after death isn't certain, but reruns are forever. - Tom Tucker

"Life after death isn't certain, but reruns are forever."

Tom Tucker Death

"I'm Tom Tucker, and I'm fabulous."

"That's the way the news goes, folks."

"Breaking news: I'm still the best-looking anchor in television."

"Success is all about having the right hair and the right attitude."

"Death doesn't scare me anymore."

"Death and I are old friends."

"Welcome to my world."

"Death is just the beginning."