I'm drunk. I'm always drunk. Nobody's complained yet. - Haymitch Abernathy

"I'm drunk. I'm always drunk. Nobody's complained yet."

Haymitch Abernathy Humor

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"You really want to know how to stay alive? You get people to like you."

"Katniss, there's no district twelve anymore."

"I'm not great with people. But I love Katniss and Peeta."

"The real battle isn't between you and the other tributes, it's between you and the Capitol."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."