Quote by Tobias Fünke

"I'm afraid I prematurely ejaculated"

"There's always money in the banana stand"

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it"

"As a therapist, I realize I should probably charge myself"

"The pen is mightier than the sword."

"Literature opens the mind to new worlds"

"The interesting thing about books is that they're made of words."

"Literature captures the essence of what it means to be human."