Quote by Tobias Fünke

"I'm afraid I prematurely ejaculated"

"There's always money in the banana stand"

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it"

"As a therapist, I realize I should probably charge myself"

"A good man treats his wife with respect."

"Kindness always comes back around."

"The power of a smile can change everything."

"Kindness is weakness to some. Not to me."