Who said "Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you."?

This quote is attributed to Tobias Fünke.

Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you. - Tobias Fünke

"Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you."

Tobias Fünke Life

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