Quote by Tobias Fünke

"I'm afraid I prematurely ejaculated"

"There's always money in the banana stand"

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it"

"As a therapist, I realize I should probably charge myself"

"Every day is a new opportunity."

"Hope is what gets us through difficult times."

"I'm not your enemy, kid. I'm trying to save you."

"Redemption is a long road."