Who said "I'm trying to be a good father figure here."?

This quote is attributed to Tobias Fünke.

I'm trying to be a good father figure here. - Tobias Fünke

"I'm trying to be a good father figure here."

Tobias Fünke Courage

"I'm afraid I prematurely ejaculated"

"There's always money in the banana stand"

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it"

"As a therapist, I realize I should probably charge myself"

"Never let fear stop you from chasing your dreams."

"Courage is being afraid but doing it anyway."

"Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."

"Sometimes you have to be the monster to stop the monsters."