Quote by Tobias Fünke

"I'm afraid I prematurely ejaculated"

"There's always money in the banana stand"

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it"

"As a therapist, I realize I should probably charge myself"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."