Quote by Tobias Fünke

"I'm afraid I prematurely ejaculated"

"There's always money in the banana stand"

"I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it"

"As a therapist, I realize I should probably charge myself"

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."