I need a new bra. My old bra is stretched out like a hammock... - Elaine Benes

"I need a new bra. My old bra is stretched out like a hammock."

Elaine Benes Humor

More from Elaine Benes

"Get out!"

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

"Master of my domain."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."