Quote by Principal Seymour Skinner

"I'm Seymour Skinner, Principal of Springfield Elementary, and I run a tight ship."

"Detention is not a punishment, it's an opportunity for reflection."

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the nail that sticks up gets hammered down."

"I've dedicated my life to education, and by God, I'll see it through!"

"Science helps us understand the world."

"I've witnessed the birth of science, and it continues to amaze me."

"I'm something of a scientist myself."

"The fusion process is self-sustaining now!"