Quote by Principal Seymour Skinner

"I'm Seymour Skinner, Principal of Springfield Elementary, and I run a tight ship."

"Detention is not a punishment, it's an opportunity for reflection."

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the nail that sticks up gets hammered down."

"I've dedicated my life to education, and by God, I'll see it through!"

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."