Quote by Principal Seymour Skinner

"I'm Seymour Skinner, Principal of Springfield Elementary, and I run a tight ship."

"Detention is not a punishment, it's an opportunity for reflection."

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the nail that sticks up gets hammered down."

"I've dedicated my life to education, and by God, I'll see it through!"

"I love my wife, but sometimes she drives me crazy."

"Love conquers all obstacles."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just in love!"