Quote by Principal Seymour Skinner
"Death and taxes are the only certainties, along with cafeteria scheduling."
More from Principal Seymour Skinner
"I'm Seymour Skinner, Principal of Springfield Elementary, and I run a tight ship."
"Detention is not a punishment, it's an opportunity for reflection."
"The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the nail that sticks up gets hammered down."
"I've dedicated my life to education, and by God, I'll see it through!"