Quote by J. Peterman

"The catalog is more than just a book of goods. It's a window into the American spirit."

"I didn't invent the catalog, but I perfected it."

"Every item tells a story. Every story sells an item."

"A man without a catalog is a man without direction."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."