"The mailman is a loser."
"Hello, Jerry."
"The mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming."
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."
"You know, we're living in a society, we're supposed to act in a CIVIL way toward one another."
All quotes by Newman
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes