"I despise Jerry Seinfeld."
"Hello, Jerry."
"The mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming."
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it."
"You know, we're living in a society, we're supposed to act in a CIVIL way toward one another."
All quotes by Newman
"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"
"You must always be honest with the people you love."
"Truth always comes out in the end."
"Honesty is always the best policy."
All Truth quotes