Quote by Principal Seymour Skinner

"I'm Seymour Skinner, Principal of Springfield Elementary, and I run a tight ship."

"Detention is not a punishment, it's an opportunity for reflection."

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the nail that sticks up gets hammered down."

"I've dedicated my life to education, and by God, I'll see it through!"

"I've seen the worst humanity has to offer."

"Sometimes I wonder if the world is worth saving."

"Every choice shapes our destiny."

"Order is the foundation of a good life."