Quote by Principal Seymour Skinner

"I'm Seymour Skinner, Principal of Springfield Elementary, and I run a tight ship."

"Detention is not a punishment, it's an opportunity for reflection."

"The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the nail that sticks up gets hammered down."

"I've dedicated my life to education, and by God, I'll see it through!"

"Success comes to those who never give up."

"Success is measured by happiness, not money."

"You make your own luck in this world."

"You have to be organized to be successful in anything."