Quote by Milhouse Van Houten

"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a guy in a bad situation."

"Everything I do is wrong, but at least I try."

"Bart, you're my best friend, and that's all that matters."

"Life is like a box of disappointments, and I'm usually in it."

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."