Quote by Milhouse Van Houten

"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a guy in a bad situation."

"Everything I do is wrong, but at least I try."

"Bart, you're my best friend, and that's all that matters."

"Life is like a box of disappointments, and I'm usually in it."

"A man's home is his castle."

"Family is everything to me."

"Life's greatest treasure is the love of family."

"A woman's place is in the home... making it a happy one."