Quote by Milhouse Van Houten

"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a guy in a bad situation."

"Everything I do is wrong, but at least I try."

"Bart, you're my best friend, and that's all that matters."

"Life is like a box of disappointments, and I'm usually in it."

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."