Quote by Milhouse Van Houten

"I'm not a bad guy, I'm just a guy in a bad situation."

"Everything I do is wrong, but at least I try."

"Bart, you're my best friend, and that's all that matters."

"Life is like a box of disappointments, and I'm usually in it."

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"