Quote by Chuck Bartowski

"I'm not a spy, I'm just a guy who got really unlucky with a computer."

"The intersect isn't who I am. It's what I can do."

"Sometimes the best missions are the ones that help the people you care about."

"I've learned that being normal is overrated."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."