Quote by Tracy Jordan

"I'm Tracy Jordan. You might know me from such films as 'African American History Month' and 'Honky Grandma Be Tripendicular.'"

"Life is a gift. Don't waste it on things that don't matter."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?"

"The key to success is to surround yourself with people smarter than you."

"You can't expect to be happy if you're surrounded by mess."

"Health and happiness - these are true wealth"

"How can you live like this? It's like a pigsty!"

"You're going to get sick living like this."