Quote by Andy Bernard

"I'm going to be the best regional manager in the entire company. I'm not just saying that—I'm going to do it."

"Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who really understands the big picture here."

"You know what? I love this job. I love working with you people."

"I'm like an elephant. I never forget anything."

"Some battles are worth fighting."

"Sometimes you have to become the monster to stop the monsters."

"Skynet sent me back through time to kill you."

"War teaches us the value of peace."