I'm not a real businesswoman. I'm a pretend businesswoman. - Liz Lemon

"I'm not a real businesswoman. I'm a pretend businesswoman."

Liz Lemon Humor

More from Liz Lemon

"I want to go to the moon."

"Sometimes the world seems against you, but that's not true. The world is neutral. Most days."

"Being an adult is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by a car anyway."

"I don't care what people think of me."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."