Quote by Tracy Jordan

"I'm Tracy Jordan. You might know me from such films as 'African American History Month' and 'Honky Grandma Be Tripendicular.'"

"Life is a gift. Don't waste it on things that don't matter."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?"

"The key to success is to surround yourself with people smarter than you."

"A leader must be fair and just."

"Integrity is everything."

"One must take responsibility for one's environment."

"In this house, I make the decisions"