Quote by Tom Haverford

"I'm not interested in caring about things. I'd rather die."

"Treat yo' self. Every year, every single day, you treat yourself to something special."

"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Success isn't about working hard. It's about working hard and looking good doing it."

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

"You must always be honest with the people you love."

"Truth always comes out in the end."

"Honesty is always the best policy."