I'm half-black. My mother was a beet. - Dwight Schrute

"I'm half-black. My mother was a beet."

Dwight Schrute Humor

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"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

"Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"I am Beyoncé, always."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."