Quote by Joey Tribbiani

"How you doin'?"

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Could I BE any more of a mess?"

"I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed."

"The best things in life are free."

"You can't have everything in life, but you can have what matters most."

"A woman's intuition is rarely wrong."