Quote by Joey Tribbiani

"How you doin'?"

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Could I BE any more of a mess?"

"Time waits for no one."

"Time spent with loved ones is never wasted."

"I've been alive for a long time. Long enough to know that you can't trust anyone."

"The past always catches up with you."