"You're so dumb!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned!"
"You will respect my authority!"
"Hippies, they're everywhere!"
All quotes by Cartman
"Education opens doors."
"Education opens doors to endless possibilities."
"I ain't got the education you got, bub."
"You can't put a price on history."
All Education quotes