Quote by Joey Tribbiani

"How you doin'?"

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Could I BE any more of a mess?"

"The best part of living is knowing you survived."

"The world needs heroes."

"Life is too short to live poorly."

"I'd rather be an optimist and be wrong than a pessimist and be right"