Quote by Chandler Bing
"Everybody keeps telling me to get a job, but I already have a job. Sort of."
More from Chandler Bing
"I'm not great at the advice-giving thing, but I can tell you that being happy is really important."
"Could I be any more awkward?"
"The key to a good relationship is honesty. Well, that and not letting them know about the other relationships."
"I'm not afraid of commitment. I'm afraid of things like commitment."