Quote by Joey Tribbiani

"How you doin'?"

"It's not a lie if you believe it."

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Could I BE any more of a mess?"

"I've seen a lot of things in my time."

"That's how we archaeologists tell time."

"We must learn from history or be doomed to repeat it."

"Every artifact tells a story."