I didn't ask for any of this! - Eustace Bagge

"I didn't ask for any of this!"

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"Stupid dog! You made me look bad in front of the whole town!"

"I'm not paying for that!"

"Why does everything bad happen to me?"

"Get away from me, you fleabag!"

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"Life's too short for regrets."