Quote by Eustace Bagge

"Stupid dog! You made me look bad in front of the whole town!"

"I'm not paying for that!"

"Why does everything bad happen to me?"

"Get away from me, you fleabag!"

"The key to a happy marriage is communication."

"Marriage is about compromise and understanding."

"Life's greatest treasures are relationships."

"Trust is a luxury I can't afford."