"You're an idiot."
"I'm a doctor, not a magician."
"You know what? I don't actually care what you think."
"Afghanistan or Iraq?"
"How did you know about the bullet wound?"
All quotes by John Watson
"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."
"Laughter is the best medicine."
"A good laugh is the best medicine."
"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."
All Humor quotes