I would never subject myself to something so unpleasant as d... - Tyrion Lannister

"I would never subject myself to something so unpleasant as dying."

Tyrion Lannister Humor

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"I am of the night."

"The dwarf lives until we find a way to make him leave."

"I drink and I know things."

"Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not."

"Never underestimate the power of a good laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good laugh is the best medicine."

"Laughter is contagious and wonderful."